Monday, December 12, 2011

Achievements Unlocked: Leveling up

Next year I'll be transferring to another school. With this change I've had cause to pause and consider what I've achieved with my time at my current school; what I've learnt and what I'm proud of. Here's a selection of highlights ...

[Names have been redacted to protect the innocent (and the guilty).]

Teaching and Learning Achievements

Simple Spiderman

Build a basic website to allow an injured soccer player to get class assignments at home
Bonus points for learning javascript in a weekend

Unlocked: Mar 16, 1999 1:59pm

Thanks: Robbie S for breaking a leg; Kevin K for the idea; and Col A for trusting me to play with the school
servers

Projector

Contribute to the QTP 3.1 IPT/SDD Project Work support document
Bonus points for meeting some inspiring teachers

Unlocked: Apr 4, 2001 4:16am

Thanks: Phillip C, Tim G, Steve M, Julie G, Brian S, and John R

Whoops

'Accidentally' motivate students to build a key-logger
Bonus points if they successfully build a working prototype; No points if they use it against you to capture the admin password

Unlocked: Sep 4, 2002 12:36pm*

Thanks: Israel B and Eric L for keeping me on my toes

Lord of the Chips

Maintain a stable classroom environment by ensuring all students follow traditional coding eating habits
Bonus points for justifying the tradition as natural requirements for all good coders
Double bonus points if it's Tuesday

Unlocked: Aug 27, 2006 1:21pm*

Thanks: Luke C, Alex P, and Basil W (and the chip shop down the road)

ProgComp Controller

Promote coding by entering ProgComp several times
Bonus points for making it 'mandatory' for all Software Design and Development students

Unlocked: Jun 16, 2006 3:12pm

Thanks: Josh K, Jay N, and Sam R; Sam C, Basil W, and Robbie M (Jun 15, 2007 3:12pm); Kieran J, Eric L, and Israel B (Jun, 2003*)

Triple Chairs

Catch a student breaking class rules three times (i.e. swearing) and issue the ultimate punishment at the end of lesson of putting in all classroom chairs ... three times (in-out-in-out-in)
Bonus points for students incorporating the word 'Chairs' into their everyday language

Unlocked: Feb 27, 2007 9:57am*

Thanks: Chris C (nuff said)

Let Them Eat Cake

Encourage the bringing and consumption of cake in class
Bonus points for a student attempting to elevate teacher happiness while marking homework
Double bonus points for a student justifying the cake production as part of original content for an online transaction processing system assessment task

Unlocked: Jun 28, 2007 1:27pm

Thanks: Aimie H and Jordan L (Feb 26, 2010 8:41am)

Technology Coordinator Achievements

Help Yourself

Build custom software to remove music and movies from student folders (Trogdor), and shutdown/reboot computers site-wide (netCheat)
Bonus points for engaging students in a hacker war to defeat the dragon

Unlocked: Oct 15, 2003 1:24pm

Thanks: Eric L for putting the cheat in netCheat (Aug 21, 2006 4:10pm) and Sam L and Mel P for building a big Trogdor web-based version as part of their Uni course (May 28, 2007)

Teach me; Pay me

Hire an ex-student as an onsite computer technician immediately after graduation

Unlocked: Feb 4, 2004 9:00am*

Thanks: Eric L (pictured with Kieran J and Israel B)

Security Preach

(aka Right Spin) Hire an onsite computer technician based on his enthusiasm of listening to Security Now
Bonus points for ongoing listening and discussion about technology and security

Unlocked: Dec 3, 2008 11:23am

Special Thanks: Mickey M sharing knowledge, skills, and pizza

Moodle Manic

Jump into Moodle with all your classes, and especially for a cross-site video-conference class
Bonus points for sharing with other teachers and getting them enthused

Unlocked: Feb 2, 2010 12:21pm

Thanks: Anne M, Julie B, and Antony M inspiration and support
Special Thanks: Paul G, Loreta K, Lynn H, Josh W, and Darren B for showing what is possible

Double Supervision

Hire another ex-student as an onsite computer technician immediately after graduation

Unlocked: Dec 22, 2010 10:56pm

Thanks: Dre W for hacking through problems

Unattentive

Meet great people and share great ideas at the 1:1 Unconference
Bonus points for sharing via a showcase and micro-learning session

Unlocked: Jun 20, 2011 2:07pm

Thanks: Ross W for inviting me and covering the costs, and Ben J for organising a great event

Extra-curricular Achievements

Encroacher

Enjoy many years of basketball coaching Bonus points for making it to the regional finals twice (2003, 2010)

Unlocked: May 16, 2003 2:36pm

Thanks: Matt W, James H, Josh S, Joel J, Kiwat K, Mitchell D, Jaquille E, Emma A, Jordan I, Lachlan M, Kirstie S, Shara D for their dedication and captaincy

Special Thanks: Jenny S for organising everything we needed

They Were Champions

Take students to compete at the National Interschool Chess Championships

Bonus points if for one of them it's his first time on an aeroplane

Double bonus points for the students thanking you with a hand-made signed chess board

Unlocked Dec 8, 2007 9:05am

Thanks: Andrew W, Liam M, Kyle H, and Lachlan C

Snow Frog

Build a snow frog while on excursion with Year 11

Bonus points for hitting more than three of them with snowballs during a snowstorm

Double points for attempting to ski; No points for learning to ski in only in one direction

Unlocked: Aug 21, 2008 11:03am

Thanks: Anthony C, Zach B, James H, and Kelly R

Special Thanks: Phil D and Kendall B for inviting me along

Little Drummer Boy

Help senior music performances with percussion and bass

Bonus points for not being able to read music and doing it all by ear

Double bonus points for justifying bringing a new 5-string bass to computer class and practicing for half a lesson

Unlocked: Mar 25, 2009 7:58pm

Thanks: Jacob P, Lucas H, and Alex Van Halen; Anthony P, Taurean W, and many talented singers and muscicians

Special Thanks: Virginia J and Brian W for allowing me to join their talented students over the years

Grandmaster Martyr

Coordinate the school chess team for a decade and NOT have your name on the school Chess Champion trophy

Bonus points for winning the championship and still not putting your name on the trophy

Unlocked: Dec 01, 2010 1:54pm

Thanks: Sam L (2002, 2003, 2004), Robert S (2005), Keaton H (2006), Robbie M (2007), Liam M (2008), Brody T (2009), Calin S (2010), Louis B (2011)

Special Thanks: Robert S for support and help (and getting his name on the trophy)
* Thanks to photo timestamps, emails, and file creation dates, most of these unlock times are accurate. Unfortunately some are only a best guess.

Thanks

Thank you to the many staff and students who have helped me unlock these and other achievements. (If I missed anyone, my apologies; let me know and I'll update this post.)

I look forward to finding and unlocking many more achievements at my new school.

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